football

Why even act like I care about this stupid sport? Most people watch it for the social activities, drinking, and commercials anyway. And of course the couple of alpha-male used to play football in highschool fanatics. You're still cool, sure!

I saw this guy hitting on this girl tonight and it made me sick to my stomach. His game was downright terrible. He kept flirting with her by fake punching her and tickling.  Then his drunk ass gets all silly when she says stop and puts his head on her shoulder. Yuck, and she still played along! At some point she was sitting on his lap, that was the same point when I decided to leave anyway.

I've always wondered why they called it the speed limit. When people obviously go over it, it's not much of a damn limit. They should make minimum speed limits and maximum, in which the current speed limit is the minimum and they bump up the maximum 15mph. But then again, Fahrenheit 451.

Goodnight, youngsters, I still have to go to work in the morning.